Published by Quirk Books on September 23rd, 2014
Genres: Fantasy, Horror, Paranormal
Pages: 240
Format: ARC
Source: LibraryThing
Something strange is happening at the Orsk furniture superstore in Cleveland, Ohio. Every morning, employees arrive to find broken Kjerring wardrobes, shattered Brooka glassware, and vandalized Liripip sofa beds—clearly, someone or something is up to no good. To unravel the mystery, five young employees volunteer for a long dusk-till-dawn shift—and they encounter horrors that defy imagination. Along the way, author Grady Hendrix infuses sly social commentary on the nature of work in the new twenty-first century economy. A traditional haunted house story in a contemporary setting (and full of current fears), Horrorstör comes conveniently packaged in the form of a retail catalog, complete with illustrations of ready-to-assemble furniture and other, more sinister accessories. We promise you’ve never seen anything quite like it!
OK, so what can make a a really good ghost story even more terrifying? Hmmm…. how about being stuck in a ghost story with your co-workers. *Yikes* What could make it even creepier than that? Place it in a big box commercial furniture chain Super Store. *Shudder* Full of corporate propaganda! *Gasp* And a trail of put together furniture featured on a Bright and Shining Path *Screams*
I really had no idea what to expect going in to this, but I was so strangely excited to get it. Well, I will admit, I thought the story was going to have more of a visual aspect to it. I had seen the front and back cover images, and thought, “Wow, how cool and bizarre”. I thought of graphic novels, and some of the books I’ve read my kids (like Huge Cabret) where part of the story is told through images. This book is not that, but absolutely do not take my misconception as a negative. This book is an insanely fun ghost story that will have you second guessing those fake doors on showroom displays and cringing if you hear of a midnight special, and absolutely dreading any piece of furniture that requires the use of a “magic key”.
And for those wanting a little visual something, each chapter starts with a catalog sketch and marketing blurb selling you on the ultimate furniture addition to complement your lifestyle. These furniture pieces each play a part in the chapter to come (and all contain 666 somewhere in the product number. Yeah, I totally notice these things). And the images get more, shall we say, intriguing and a bit less conventional as the story progresses.
I really loved Amy, our protagonist. A good dose of snark and attitude that seems wholly appropriate for working at a place like Orsk. Highly recommend this one if you are in the mood for something a bit different, something both fun and creepy but only if you don’t have to work any overnight shifts at a Furniture Super Store.
BOOM five stars! Wow, now I’ll really have to check this out. I also thought it would be a graphic novel/novel mashup for a second there, from the little bit I’ve heard and because that’s how I saw a lot of people shelf it on Goodreads. Yeah, you’d think I should know better by now not to trust GR user categories.
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I’ll admit, I was on the fence for the star rating. But decided for a 200 page horror story, I really couldn’t ask for much more. I think the snark won me over. And yes! I really expected this to be more visual. I think I had also seen people shelf it as a graphic novel, ah well. Definitely didn’t mind since it was such a fun story.
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I’m impressed that you didn’t mention the word “IKEA” once in your review! I also have copy that I hope to read soon. I love the idea of poking fun of big box stores, and the horror setting seems brilliant. Can’t wait to read it:-)
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True, I didn’t actually say ‘IKEA’, but you know we were all thinking it. It doesn’t even need to be named. 🙂 Either that or I have been reprogrammed to only think ‘ORSK’ now. And I think you’ll love this! Looking forward to your review 🙂
Lisa (@TenaciousReader) recently posted…Horrorstor by Grady Hendrix
Agh! Jealous of your review copy. Totally looking forward to this one, and glad to see such a positive review.
😀 I lucked out with a giveaway on LibraryThing. I’m really looking forward to seeing how others like it.
Lisa (@TenaciousReader) recently posted…Horrorstor by Grady Hendrix
Woohoo, glad to hear you had luck with LibraryThing giveaways!
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Quirky. Where did you even hear of this book? It was completely off my radar.
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I can’t remember where I saw it first. Someone on twitter I think. That was a while ago, saw it on the Giveaways for LibraryThing last month and got lucky! 🙂
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I am totally ready for some snark and heebie jeebies – bring it on!
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This book is perfect for that!
Lisa (@TenaciousReader) recently posted…Horrorstor by Grady Hendrix
I also thought this one would include quite a few pictures – it’s good to know before reading it that they’re a little more sparse. I am SO glad that you loved this, Lisa! It sounds like such a fun and creepy book. Honestly, being stuck at work with my coworkers probably would lead to a horror story situation; I guess we’d all be looking for books cataloged under 666. 😉
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Yeah, the pictures weren’t really part of the story, just a compliment to it at the chapter beginnings. But I turned out to be good with that because I liked the story that was told. I wanted to mention it in the review though incase I wasn’t the only one that thought it was going to be more visual.
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too funny! I love campy snarky humor book! Dead with co-workers stuck AT WORK forever sounds horrifying!
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Yeah, the whole stuck at work. With co-workers definitely adds a new level of both snark and terror to this!
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